Organiser: True North Megagames
Designer: Robert Andrews
Facility [Redacted]: Protecting Your World, Profitably.
Congratulations {Insert Name Here} on considering an exciting new role at Facility [Redacted].
Facility [Redacted] is a [redacted] agency operating on behalf of [redacted].
Our primary goals are:
Provide value to our shareholders
[Redacted]
Protect the human race from paranormal monstrosities
We're at an exciting moment in our history and looking to expand our workforce which is where you come in.
Apply to join today!
Note - Facility [Redacted] is not responsible for any consequences arising from your applying for a role. Including but not limited to exhaustion, fatigue, dizziness, dry mouth, skin rash, mutation into another species, death or [redacted].